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Alex M. one year ago • From Google

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Worst medical experience ever at park surgery

Park surgery is nothing more than a decorative backdrop in Horsham park. It's a derelict, non-functional building masquerading as a medical facility for no apparent reason! There's this supposedly convenient option to call at 8 for an appointment! But when you do call at 8, they've magically reached full capacity - how remarkable! I suspect this building was deliberately constructed as a monument to epitomize the ABSOLUTE WORST of healthcare, and it succeeds brilliantly. This useless structure deserves a massive, illuminated sign proclaiming "BOTCHED SURGERY, APPOINTMENTS WELCOME" - oh wait, no, they're fully booked! And have you heard about this incredible new medical breakthrough? Doctors can now diagnose patients over the phone without even seeing them 😱 Apparently, they can now detect illnesses through telephone signals - truly astonishing how medical technology has advanced! ABSOLUTELY DO NOT REGISTER WITH THIS CIRCUS OF A MEDICAL PRACTICE, AND IF YOU ALREADY HAVE... ESCAPE AND SEEK CARE ELSEWHERE! I'm abandoning this circus of incompetence today and finding a proper healthcare provider, maybe I'll even ring up Trump for advice.

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